MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE

I will personally guarantee that, if you don’t like our Birthday party Entertainment and the children didn’t enjoy us, that I will take the money out of my own wallet and return it to you and THEN I will wear the cost of the expense! That is how dedicated we are to giving you a great show!

P.S – ahhh you made it …
The warm, squashy part at the end of the page – Wow, you must be a really organised and thorough person.. Or you read webpages backwards… Hey, whatever floats your boat!

P.P.S.
What are you still doing here?
I swear I can hear a child milling around in the background getting up to mischief. Never trust a child dragging around a foot stool – nothing good is going to happen!
Okayyy as you read all the way down to the bottom I guess I would give you some life lessons as I have literally ran out of everything else to say… Are you sure you didn’t just scroll to the bottom of the page? Down here it is just cobwebs and old cut-off’s of jam sandwiches.
Ummmm – OK … Life Tips Coming UP my friend – (cracks knuckles)

Start every phone call with “MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE” that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to!
Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.

Ok – you’re killing me with suspense here – You have nothing to lose. Your party for your child can be 5 stars just like all the other parents. If you hate it, I will personally pay for your show, out of my own money – that is how confident I am about the party hosts that we pick to work with you.

Time to hit that shiny red button and contact us now! You won’t regret it!